Thoughts about coffee

Fredags misto

11 marts , 2011 - af Rune - Kategori: Fredags Misto - Tags: ,

Idag handler fredags mistoen om jokes, kaffe jokes:-) Har I nogle gode der ude?

  • A man walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress “How much is the coffee?” She replied $4.00. “How much is a refill?” the man asked. “Free!” said the waitress. “Then I’ll take a refill!!”
  • I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it!
  • Patient to the eye doctor: “Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain.”
    “Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking.”
  • I’m sure all coffee beans are juvenile. They’re always getting grounded!
  • “Do you exercise,?” the doctor asked the patient. “Sometimes I shake when I drink too much coffee,” the patient answered.
  • Sam: “Old and weak, that is my worst fear!”
    Pat: “Don’t worry Sam, you’re in good shape!”
    Sam: “No, not me, my coffee.”
  • Kunden: ”Kaffen smager ikke godt! Kaffen smagte meget bedre i går…”
    Tjeneren: ”Din lystløgner… Kaffen er netop fra i går!”

De er fundet på nettet, god weekend:-)

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